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must read/sing
« on: May 03, 2018, 06:42:15 AM »
BOHEMIAN CURRY (sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)
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Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle, now heís dead.
Naan-naa, dinner just begun
But now Iím going to crap it all away.
Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didnít mean to make you cry,
Seen nothiní yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, Curry on,
Ďcause nothing really madras.
Too late, my dinnerís gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji, Iíve got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use loo.
Naa-na, ooh ooh,
This Dopiazaís mild,
I Sometimes wish weíd never come here at all....
(Guitar solo)
I see a little chicken tikka on the side,
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh
pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicey
ME
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani and a naan,
(A vindaloo loo loooo..)
Iíve eaten balti, somebody help me
Heís eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
Stand you well back
Cause this loo is quarantined.
Here it comes,
There it goes,
technicolor yawn.
I chunder
No
Itís coming up again
(There he goes) I chunder
Itís coming up again
(There he goes) Itís coming up again, (Up again)
Coming up again (up again)
Here it comes again
(No no no no no non o no no No)
On my knees, Iím on my knees, Iím on my knees
Oh there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor me....Poor me...Poor me !
(Guitar solo)
So you think you can chunder and still itís alright ?
So you want to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Ohh maybe, now youíll puke like a baby,
Just had to come out,
Just had to come right out in here....
(Guitar solo)
Korma, saag or bhuna,
Balti, naan, bhaji.
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference to me
(Anyway, my wind blows!!..

 

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